My sleep was severely impaired last night. Largely because of the sleep bandits that I live with:
America's Most Wanted
Name: Phoebe B.DOB: 5/15/96
Height: 9"
Weight: 7lbs
Aliases: Feebs, Feeble, The Pooh Bear, Feeble Boo
Wanted for: Midnight marauding, cavorting with imaginary friends, breaking and entering bedroom closets, several attempts to suffocate the person who kindly feeds her by sleeping on her head.
Name: Bailey B.
DOB: 4/??/05
Height: 11"
Weight: 16 lbs.
Aliases: Bailey-Boy, Senor Bay, The Bay, Bailey-Bad-Ass
Wanted for: Disturbing the peace (by decided to play with belled toys at 3:00 am), begging, howling
These criminals must be caught before they strike again!!!
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